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Joe's Gym

Hardcore Gym #51
Going North again?

Last month we saw Marge Simpson training at ?Curves for Cartoon Characters?, and then visited ?Headhunter Barbell? in Wadsworth, Ohio. Now we?ll head north to steel-mill country and find out just how crazy those cold-hearted Yankees can get. They get kind of opinionated up in the frozen north- you?ll see what I mean in a minute.
By the way, you might want to know about a deer hunting trip I took up in the frozen tundra years ago. It was a full 20 degrees below zero the entire trip, and NO I don?t mean counting the wind-chill. We stayed in an un-insulated cabin, about 40 miles from town, with no water or electricity. It was great! For all of you PETA members, you should know that I harmed no deer on the entire trip. I tried to (harm a deer), but couldn?t really find anything I wanted to kill. Well, OK, there was that loud drunk in the local bar, but other than him ? I found nothing I wanted to kill. I mostly hunted with a big friend of mine named Billy. I kept him in sight every time we ventured very far into the woods, because if we ever got lost in the snowstorm ? I planned to kill Billy and live in the carcass. He?s a pretty big boy, and I figured I could live in his carcass- crouched in the rib cage, with a small fire, eating the leg meat, at least until the spring thaw. I?ve got nothing against Billy, but I hate being cold and hungry. I?ve got nothing against people who live in the cold weather, but I?ve noticed that they can be very opinionated.
Today, we hear that Joe doesn?t really like supportive gear or steroids. Who is Joe? He owns Joe?s Gym, of course. He likes Don Reinhoudt, but he has got plenty of real opinions FO SHO. Tell us all about it Joe!

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I don?t want to live in Erie, PA because it?s way too cold. But if I ever get trapped there- I?m going to work out with Joe (at Joe?s Gym)! Of course, if it snows a lot, I?ll be on the lookout for a big guy (large framed carcass) to walk home with. And as far as I know- PETA might even endorse my actions, because I think they?re cool as long as I don?t hurt other animals. ( I think it?s still OK to hurt a human.) Best case scenario; I think it?s OK if I kill a human with a small animal ( as long as the animal suffers no injury).
Next month, we learn that not everyone is as nice as me, too bad, so sad. We find a whole nest of misfits with a bad attitude!! Stay turned to this same Bat Channel; it?s going to be here.

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