HardCore Gym #60
THE DUNGEON
(with a Foreward to offend everyone)
Last month I said that Tim Bruner might be a Texas-sized As*%$#ole, but he is still the People's Champion! Plus, he's got a Texas-size personality! No, no - not a good personality; just a great big defective personality. At some point you simply have to honor these serious nut-cases for their eccentricities. Otherwise, they think no one is watching and they become serial killers. That's what happened to Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, and Son Of Sam. I didn't write an article about them; they felt slighted, and the next thing you know someone's head is on the back of the middle shelf in the refrigerator. Right next to the Mountain Dew. Why do you think Muslims cut the heads off people on TV? They want the coverage (read that: attention) most of all. With the right magazine article - we can all sleep safe.
Batman kept Gotham City safe, and when he fought - it went KAPOW! Last month we referred to that - mentioning that this month we expected to visit a gym that rhymed with Kapow. But, I lied. We never got a critical piece of info on that gym, so we hafta save that gym for another month.
Instead, this month we're going to The Dungeon! Buddy likes to call himself Buddy 'Meanness' McKee, and he trains at an interesting in Alabama. Anybody that calls themselves 'Meanness' (and is over the age of 6) deserves to tell their own story. Take it away Buddy:
Congrat's to Stace for running a cool place to train - a real HardCore Gym in Alabama. I know there are tons of strong folks in Alabama, because I've been to some great PowerLifting meets in Gadsden! Are you interested in Alabama trivia? If so; do you know how University of Alabama football players get girls in their dorm rooms? (Answer: they just grease her hips and push real hard!) No offense to all you Alabama folks - we love ya!
This Saturday, I'll lift in a little BP meet (wish me well). Next month, we'll visit West Virginia and learn about real hillbillies. Maybe learn some more offensive jokes. Until then, load the bar and have fun!
Comments: Rick@houseofpain.com
Note: no hillbillies were harmed in the making of this article.
